The   Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of  

a  new  500-man elite fighting unit called the  

United   States  Redneck Special Forces  (USRSF) 


  These  Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri,  Oklahoma,  Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped  off into Iraq  and have been given only the following facts about  terrorists:    


1.  The season opened  today.   

 2  There is no  limit.   

 3.  They taste just like  chicken.   

4.  They don't like beer, pickups, country music or  Jesus.   

 5.  They are directly  responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 The  Pentagon expects the  problem in Iraq  to be over by  Friday.