Twas The Night Before Elections


Twas the night before elections and all through the town
 Tempers were flaring,e
motions all up and down!

 I, in my bathrobe, with a cat in my lap
 Had cut off the TV, t
ired of political crap.

 When all of a sudden there arose such a noise
 I peered out of my window,
saw Obama and his boys

 They had come for my wallet, they wanted my pay
 To give to the others
who had not worked a day!

 He snatched up my money and, quick as a wink,
 Jumped back on his bandwagon
as I gagged from the stink

 He then rallied his henchmen, who were pulling his cart
 I could tell they were out
to tear my country apart!

 "On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers!
 On Acorn, On Pelosi,'
He screamed at the pairs!

 They took off for his cause and as he flew out of sight
 I heard him laugh at the nation
who wouldn't stand up and fight!

 So I leave you to think on this one final note-