Redneck Gal's "Man of Her Dreams" Winner
and the Runner up
Who invented the toothbrush?
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Wiener Roast
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ? . .
"Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
That's all folks !