Redneck Humor

Redneck Gal's "Man of Her Dreams" Winner


and  the  Runner up
 
 


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow.
but she can't t
ouch it 'til she's 14.


Redneck Cooler


 

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies,
"Go ahead."


Redneck Cellar



How can you tell if a redneck is married ?
  There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.


Redneck Garden



Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
  It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.


Redneck Limo Camper



Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder.
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records


 

Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)


A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?"
  and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"



Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


Redneck Wiener Roast



 

A new Redneck law was just recently passed . .
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins.
 


Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ? . .
"Yep.  Pert'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."

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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)


That's all folks !