Marriage Counseling, Tennessee-Style
Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from
Tennessee, are quietly sittin' in a boat fishin',
chewin' an' drinkin' sweet tea when suddenly Bubba says,
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his tea and says,
"You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."