This is only for those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

 

1975 : Long hair
         2005
   : Longing for hair
 
 
1975: KEG
2005
: EKG
  
  
 

1975  : Acid rock
  2005
   : Acid reflux
  
  
 

1975 : Moving to California because it's cool

2005 : Moving to Arizona because

it's warm
 
 
 
1975 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005
    : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
 
 
1975 : Seeds and stems
2005
    : Roughage   

  
1975 : Hoping for a BMW
2005
: Hoping for a BM
                
 
 
1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
2005
    : Receiving a new hip joint
 
 
 
1975 : Rolling Stones
2005
: Kidney Stones

 
 
1975 : Screw the system
2005
: Upgrade the system
 
 
 
1975 : Disco
2005
: Costco
 
 
 
 
1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005
: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
 
 
 
 
1975 : Passing the drivers' test
2005
: Passing the vision test
 
 
 
1975 : Whatever
2005
: Depends



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

 

Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:


The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.

 


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

  


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

 


Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

 


The CD was introduced the year they were born.

 


They have always had an answering machine

 


They have always had cable.

 


They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

 
 

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

  
  

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.



They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.



They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.



They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.



They never heard:

"Where's the Beef?",

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or

"de plane, Boss, de plane."


They do not care who shot J. R.
and have no idea who J. R. even is.



McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.



They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.



Do you feel old yet?

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

So have a nice day!!!!!

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!