WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : |
Can I buy you a drink? |
SHE : |
Actually I'd rather have the money. |
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HE : |
I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. |
SHE : |
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. |
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HE : |
Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? |
SHE : |
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. |
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HE : |
How did you get to be so beautiful? |
SHE : |
I must've been given your share. |
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HE : |
Will you go out with me this Saturday? |
SHE : |
Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. |
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HE : |
Your face must turn a few heads. |
SHE : |
And your face must turn a few stomachs. |
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HE : |
Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. |
SHE : |
Okay, get out. |
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HE : |
I think I could make you very happy. |
SHE : |
Why? Are you leaving? |
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HE : |
What would you say if I asked you to marry me? |
SHE : |
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. |
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HE : |
Can I have your name? |
SHE : |
Why? Don't you already have one? |
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HE : |
Shall we go see a movie? |
SHE : |
I've already seen it. |
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HE : |
Where have you been all my life? |
SHE : |
Hiding from you. |
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HE : |
Haven't I seen you some place before? |
SHE : |
Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. |
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HE : |
Is this seat empty? |
SHE : |
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. |
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HE : |
So, what do you do for a living? |
SHE : |
I'm a female impersonator. |
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HE : |
Hey baby, what's your sign? |
SHE : |
Do not enter. |
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HE : |
Your body is like a temple. |
SHE : |
Sorry, there are no services today. |