HE :  

Can I buy you  a drink?

SHE :  

Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE :  

I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE :  

I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.  

HE :  

Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE :  

Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE :  

How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE :  

I must've been given  your share.

HE :  

Will you go out with me this Saturday?  

SHE :  

Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE :  

Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE :  

And your face must turn a few  stomachs.

HE :  

Go on ,don't be shy.  Ask me out.

SHE  :  

Okay, get  out.

HE :  

I think I could make you very happy.

SHE :  

Why? Are you leaving?

HE :  

What would you say if I asked you to  marry me?

SHE :  

Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.  

HE :  

Can I have your name?

SHE :  

Why? Don't you  already have one?

HE :  

Shall we go see a movie?

SHE :  

I've already seen it.

HE :  

Where have you been all my life?  

SHE :  

Hiding from you.

HE :  

Haven't I seen you some  place before?

SHE :  

Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.  

HE :  

Is this seat empty?

SHE :  

Yes, and this one will  be if you sit down.

HE :  

So, what do you do for a living?  

SHE :  

I'm a female impersonator.

HE :  

Hey baby, what's  your sign?

SHE :  

Do not enter.

HE :  

Your body is like  a temple.

SHE :  

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