The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music
They are directly responsible for the
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to
be over by Friday.