GOD BLESS THE IRISH! An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

 

We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

 

On one side, you have a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to a lawyer who cannot keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong kind of church and is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

 

Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.

 

What are you lads confused about over there in the colonies???