How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!


GOOD MORNING
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


Press "1" for English.

 

 

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

 


And remember only
TWO defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you.

Jesus Christ
  And the American Soldier.  
One died for your soul,
the other for your freedom
.